Footlong BMT is $6 on Thursdays where I live. I probably eat one 4 out of 5 weeks.* My coworker and I are fully on the Subway train. We’ve figured out extra ways to game the system. We bought $50 gift cards, which come with a free footlong at purchase. We have other coworkers sourcing BOGO (with the purchase of a…

8.5% of gross is higher than the profit margin at every food serving establishment I’ve ever worked at (3)

I’m curious about a couple of things. What do you think ‘albeit’ means? How do you think it’s used, correctly? What is it about using smart-sounding words that you like?

1. Lifehacker is aggregating reddit opinions now... yikes.

Betteridge wins again!

There’s a reason the Broncos agreed on a deal to trade for him, too. Was that about “kneeling”?

Not really. There’s not a lot of legal merit, and what he’s alleging is going to be impossible to prove.

ohhhhh is that where he suddenly came from? It all makes so much sense now.

Are there certain types of smug centrist liberals ready to go to bat for long running primetime medical soap operas? Is there going to be a counter-progressive 2020 campaign whose motto is “I support Grey’s Anatomy”?

But... you just made up both of those positions, in order to take one against the other. Why?

Creepypasta peaked with the release of the first couple installments of Penpal. And then almost immediately cratered, as the guy who wrote Penpal self-published his book, which required writing an ending to Penpal.

holy shit

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Admittedly, this is the first of the many articles I’ve seen on this subject that I’ve actually read. So I’m sure there’s been quite a lot of who-shot-John already in the books on the topic.

So do we. Bats and knives, no kidding.

They’re setting records all the time now for daily murders

Damn, you really don’t understand sarcasm

Are you truly that bad at spotting sarcasm?

Millar even yelled “Konnichiwa!” at Ogawa without knowing the trainer’s command of the English language or his ethnicity

You’re missing the joke (hint: It’s at the expense of the White Sox).