Yeah. He got a taste for it and then he was lovin’ it.

The full version of Go, Dog, Go (which is Eastman, by the way, not Seuss) is super weird and rude. It’s the only one of the entire ‘simplest Seuss for youngest use’ line that I’ve seen where the tiny, abridged board book version is 100% better than the original.

FUCKING THANK YOU. I hate all of those instances, but Zizzer zazzer zuzz in particular. It’s a GODDAMNED ALPHABET BOOK. THE WORDS SHOULD BE REAL WORDS.

God amighty, that is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. What is happening there? Wow.

This is among the greatest Childhood Anecdotes I have ever heard. Still giggling. Have a nice day.

He obviously missed that last call. That should be OUR throw-in. He wasn’t even in position to make the call, he’s out there jogging.

Next year’s gonna be insane, when you basically take this squad, replace Lowrie with Barreto and then add Puk and Cotton to the rotation.

Someone taking a sympathetic view might say that Turner didn’t run because he thought the ball was foul, but that wouldn’t explain why he decided to drop his bat and helmet at home plate and walk back to the dugout

You posted this several days ago.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Swap the words ‘books’ and ‘movies’ in your comment and it’s equally true.

FILED TO: NO SHIT

“The Terms of Service are not retroactive, but a huge majority of Mr. Lord’s pledges came after the TOS was changed to specify arbitration, and those pledges are under that TOS,” the rep wrote. “His pledges with new money on top of his earlier pledges required him to accept the new Terms of Service.”

You have to find a way to capture the feeling of watching LeBron James make one of his signature chase-down blocks, or Steph Curry launch three-pointers from near half-court.

Interesting. I have also been turned away from the restroom at the W Hotel while inebriated. Just one of the many, many things Ricky Seals-Jones and I have in common, apparently. Although I managed to avoid getting arrested, I just went around the corner and peed in their planters.

In fairness to your misunderstanding, Nabokov and Amis are easily mistaken.

the A’s are just chasing the Mariners. Seattle has the fourth-hardest schedule over the second half of the season, while Oakland’s is much softer (they don’t play a current playoff team for another 19 games). The Mariners just lost their ace, while Oakland is only getting healthier.

So you’re, like, 31 at the oldest, right?

Who?

Oh, you want to hear about delicious-sounding pesto-based pranks?