I’m just a rec league keeper, but that’s what I do. I actually think it’s an even bigger advantage at the talent level I play at. I move a good ~2feet to my right, basically planning on planting my right foot and driving hard to my left. I’ve managed to save a couple that way; I’ve also saved a couple where my or the…

and look at my man just watching Yerry Mina’s game-winning header fly right past him and tell me putting a man on the post isn’t the most useless allocation of corner-defending resources there is

I had the same reaction as you. He makes a stupid joke and an accurate observation - zero value judgments - and the response was NUTS.

Can you address any of the other points about the crappiness of the product itself, though? Or were you in your bed for the entirety of the 10 hours you worked on those two comments? He mentions ingredients he doesn’t use, uses some he doesn’t mention, and never discusses some trifling cooking details like, oh I dunno,…

Here’s some food advice for ya: eat a dick

Come on.

Um. You NEED to make this happen. Or maybe we do. You’ve got it all so well thought out. How can I help?

Yes! Good!! Backwards gender stuff is super rampant in this era of kids’ books. It’s hard to combat for these reasons. Also, the page near the end of that book with the super scary creature named Clark freaks me out and I always want to skip it, but I know I can’t.

See, I could read Goodnight Moon every night for a year (and did). Boynton’s stuff I just find a little too... cutesy? For lack of a better word.

Instead of a party line, they could have similar e-mail addresses at a huge company.

I can’t figure out a way around this. My kid just turned 2 and has memorized 3-4 dozen books. I was doing stuff like this for a while but we have four people regularly reading him his books (myself and my wife/his mother, plus both his grandmas who take care of him), and I’ve heard him call somebody out for not…

Sergio Romo, in particular, seems to have adjusted well in the role for the Rays

dude no

I mean... I guess so... but also he could have put the pass just about anywhere and had the same result. Cool job that he didn’t, though.

They can still go through!

It’s not fucking censorship. You’re using their platform. Twitter can’t stop you from saying whatever you like.

Holy FUCKING shit.

That is honestly one of my favorite ‘rockets’ red glare’ of all time. Wow.

If your vastly more powerful, influential and disturbed country pursued policies that (among other things) turned mine into a backwater shithole where the only chance I saw of a better life for my kid involved sneaking him into yours... I’d do it. No hesitation. I’d face any danger and risk anything to get him there,…

your friends are awesome just for this