All that, and perhaps worst of all, you spelled y’all wrong

FYI, then, spelling that way comes across as an unbelievably pretentious affectation, one that is unilaterally practiced (to near-universal ridicule) by the New Yorker. Something you want to probably stay away from.

Will do

coöperation

That’s 10 errors in 657 innings, by the way. 10 errors in 114 chances. That’s a .912 fielding percentage. That’s in left field.

Oh, come on.

No, it proves they lose, which literally every team in the universe but one does, every single year.

Although I will grant you that I didn’t expect to find anything on this list that wasn’t common knowledge, so that was an interesting surprise.

Surprised by what?

It’s all that’s keeping Randy Bullock’s career afloat.

Shit, I didn’t scroll far enough, you beat me to the Blair Walsh joke by like 4 hours. Kudos

Anybody employing Blair Walsh would love to have a word with you.

Where the hell is Matt Leinart getting $15k a month??

Years ago I had a barbarian with an interesting background that was the sole survivor of an accidental total wipe at the hands of the Big Bad’s right hand man, a mage. My DM and I were good friends and decided to keep it going as a solo campaign in between the group sessions.

Wow. That hadn’t occurred to me, but it’s brilliant. Let’s see...

Oh, you DO understand how the world works. Your first comment made me think you didn’t.

I’m a week late to this blog, and I know that everyone else below has already pointed out your obvious errors re Donnie Darko and The Mist, so instead I will complain about the lead item - you used an Italian dubbed version of the climactic scene from Unbreakable? And your write-up included a spoiler for another movie…

Yes! The Village was Shyamalan’s twist on twists. Lots of people in these comments bragging about how early they “figured it out” when they actually missed the only twist the movie contained: the fact that it was so poorly concealed from the viewer was part of the whole point. I will maintain to my grave that there is…

285 and counting. But probably not. Their bloggers don’t get paid to care about the community.

Yeah, frame it like an indie meditation on the Lone Weirdo, with Spidey operating mostly in the background. Like... Nightcrawler. Or Bringing Out the Dead. Or Hard Candy. Or One Hour Photo.