To be totally fair,

It is illegal for teams to collude to, say, keep payrolls at a level that will cause the luxury tax to reset, which is clearly a thing that is happening this MLB offseason

Those steps forward bought Bortles what appeared to be just enough time for New England’s coverage to crack, and from his point of view he saw Dede Westbrook with a step on his defender and nobody between him and the end zone. That’s when

Did you watch the 4th quarter? Replace any one of Bortles’ throws down the stretch with a good one, and the Jags win.

You’re high.

I don’t like the idea people are looking at me and assuming I voted for that jackass.

And saigas are no strangers to mass die-offs. “These populations are highly vulnerable to the introduction of new diseases and the stress that goes along with that and factors that can trigger it,”

Not just that - they’re covering up their interest by pretending they’re just reporting on the Millenial phenomenon, except no Millenials are actually involved. It’s a fucking meme for chrissake, and you have local news snapping screenies of insta or imgur or whatever and reporting on the “TIDE POD CRAZE SWEEPING THE…

I am SO glad someone is FINALLY speaking up for white men! We have had it so goddamned hard I just can’t believe it sometimes. You know, you should run for office. If there’s one place that could really use a voice like yours - a white, male voice speaking out FOR the privileged for once - it’s politics. A voice like…

And sometimes that works out to everyone’s benefit - witness Mike Piazza’s first big break.

Austin Rivers, unfortunately, ruins this point (as he’s ruined so many things)

1. Nepotism in coaching doesn’t perpetuate racial divides; it’s just that people who have experience “around the game” get more job opportunities

Holy fucking shit yes

I feel like this is the kind of thing that usually comes out on 4/1. Is this real? You buy a cardboard piano kit for fifty bucks and pretend it makes music? Or is VR technology way more advanced than I thought? What is going on here?

Man, good for those states! It’s always awesome to hear of a tiny island of sense among the overwhelming flood of “welp”.

Exactly! I feel like you’re so close!

“new”

I think you’re right on here. There is none chance they sign Cain.

I agree on every count except that I think creating a sucking chest wound at 2B in order to fill the one in CF, ceteris paribus, would be a major improvement for Los Gigantes.