I see I was already beaten to D’Brickashaw Ferguson. Dontari Poe must not be excluded, here. I’m also pretty partial to Nelson Agholor.

I had season tickets to the San Francisco Demons. The XFL was a hoot.

That keeper’s gotta go up and get that ball.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

Sentinels would work real well, too.

We were able to save pretty much everything

This is probably the best example I have ever seen in competition of any kind of the controlling principle about getting “shown up” - namely, if you don’t like it, don’t let it happen.

Yes, only a POS RACIST would politicize or monetize the sad story of this little boy... right?

Those final two plays were the worst behavior I’ve seen on a football field in a long time, maybe ever. That was not football. That was like that play in the Replacements (it’s a movie). In a game they had already lost they specifically committed fouls in order to start a brawl and/or try to hurt their opponents. That…

You said “name one,” ya jagoff

What about Champagne From A Paper Cup?

oh my GOD

Argument: Sexuality is an irrelevant detail unless it directly serves the plot

takedown of the day, right here

I don’t see why it would be ‘weighted’ at all. It’s self-reported, so any selection bias is baked right in. The kind of people who buy GM gave info about their satisfaction with GM.

This is a shitty take. Making sex predation a partisan issue both misses the point of the fight against sex predators and obfuscates the righteous battle against modern “conservative” politics.

You are living the absolute dream, my dude.

You are living the absolute dream, my dude.

I don’t know or care who you are or what you’re into. My take here starts and ends with this comment thread. Just letting you know how it looked to somebody who gives no shits about the subject matter either way.

As a fan of non-real sports, you may not be familiar with the term “moving the goalposts” from the world of actual athletics, but I encourage you to look it up, and then review the degree to which your apparent position on this issue has, er, ‘evolved’ as you continued to post responses in this comment thread.

I didn’t imply that eSports players aren’t prone to violence or bad behavior.