I thought this at first and watched it a bunch of times until I figured it out - he flatfoots himself to the path of the cross by stepping to his front/left toward the runner flashing right in front of him JUST as the actual pass slips by his right.

My buddy picked Watson up last week cause Cam Newton was maybe not going to play or whatever the deal was, and when I saw he had started Watson yesterday, and that Cam went for like 30 on his bench in the AM game I fired off a text mocking him for point chasing... got a text back from him around 11pm Eastern last…

She misunderstood, not me. Her top-level response says what it says. Her subsequent lashing out trying to cover up her mistake doesn’t change that.

You writing clearly is my responsibility? Interesting. Well, your point could not have been clearer. But, like white women everywhere, you want people to engage with what you later claim to have meant, NOT what you wrote/said. Got it.

Go back to school!

The hell is wrong with you? The difference between personal attacks and policy arguments is pretty goddamned clear and Vogel obliterated it. Invoking this bullshit relativism to defend her is weak as hell.

You can read the first six pages of Doomsday Clock here right now

Heyyyy Jacque got his braces off. Nice.

Shakespeare and American Presidents.

but when have you ever remembered to defrost frozen ground beef in advance?

“Flash” of StarCraft fame

You wear jeans without a belt?

My friends and I have joked for years that football teams should create this position and hire one of us - or any other blog-reading Madden-playing shitstain - to do it for pennies. If you could get over the machismatic resistance on the part of FOOTBAW lifers to take orders from a spreadsheet-pushing nobody (the…

And anyway the classic rivalry is ninjas vs pirates sooo none of this makes sense to begin with.

How much is this violin rental fee?

I don’t know what “Simba” means as a verb but there were some very interesting reports coming out of “unnamed Raiders sources” prior to yesterday’s game that the rest of the team, and in particular the O-Line, were extremely unhappy with Carr’s stance on the anthem protests. Extremely.

The over/under on a yes/no question? I guess that would be... ‘maybe’? Your over/under is ‘maybe.’ I’m taking the under!

That’s not arrogance, that’s just paying attention.

My exact thought. Too bad because the kids are cute, the concept is great, the writing was fun and there were some great moments. But the underpinning of the plot was so damned poisonous that I couldn’t really enjoy it.

Zero sympathy for Gase, he knew exactly what he was getting in Cutler. Their familiarity with one another was billed as the entire justification for bringing Cutler in instead of somebody who was adequately qualified.