Shakespeare and American Presidents.

but when have you ever remembered to defrost frozen ground beef in advance?

“Flash” of StarCraft fame

You wear jeans without a belt?

My friends and I have joked for years that football teams should create this position and hire one of us - or any other blog-reading Madden-playing shitstain - to do it for pennies. If you could get over the machismatic resistance on the part of FOOTBAW lifers to take orders from a spreadsheet-pushing nobody (the…

How much is this violin rental fee?

I don’t know what “Simba” means as a verb but there were some very interesting reports coming out of “unnamed Raiders sources” prior to yesterday’s game that the rest of the team, and in particular the O-Line, were extremely unhappy with Carr’s stance on the anthem protests. Extremely.

That’s not arrogance, that’s just paying attention.

Zero sympathy for Gase, he knew exactly what he was getting in Cutler. Their familiarity with one another was billed as the entire justification for bringing Cutler in instead of somebody who was adequately qualified.

All of it. The entire basis of the decision was that a public primary school is more or less an agent of the state and as such is subject to first amendment restrictions. The NBA is no such thing and as a result, unfortunately, the example cited is not at all analogous or applicable.

you are truly HELLA fuckin stupid for that

Seager got a little caught up with los osos in the middle there.

You are either unbelievably naive or incredibly disingenuous.

Yup. Dumb rule. The instant I saw that play on Red Zone I said to myself, that one’s coming back on the idiotic Calvin Johnson Rule. It’s dumb alright!

Go ahead and build a defensible legal/moral philosophy around ‘that baby should die because... borders.’ I’ll wait

Go ahead and build a defensible moral philosophy around ‘that baby should die because... borders.’ I’ll wait

zzzzzING!

You gotta go to different sites. This is exactly how ‘echo chambers’ develop and why so many people missed what was happening last fall. To see the demographic who supports him you’d have to spend time on sites where no rational person would ever spend time. That’s basically the entire deal.

The A’s hope they can have a $500 million stadium in central Oakland by 2023, largely paid for through private financing.

You’re confused. You can fall out of the Lake Merritt BART station and land on Laney College.