Calvin Johnson caught TDs from:
Jon Kitna 4
J.T. O’Sullivan 1
Dan Orlovsky 7
Daunte Culpepper 4
Matthew Stafford 57
Shaun Hill 8
Drew Stanton 2

I’m genuinely half-convinced you think we’re talking about a different player.

why not go for something a little bit different and give Peter the kind of companionship that everyone needs to make it through high school?

Jennifer LeMay, a mother of four children and both dogs

The challenge in Africa is very different, and much more profound. It is civilizational today. What are the problems in Africa? Failed states. Complex democratic transitions. Demographic transitions

I’ll send you $12 to-fucking-day. How do we get started?

Will you please describe your pan sauce? My pan sauce game is on point when it comes to pork but suffers with beef.

Most of this whole blog is a subtle work of art, but even on top of that there are some very nice turns of phrase, such as

COASTAL ELITES

must of felt like

Ditto, the first four series, plus the first X-Men series. My wife still doesn’t know this - and the cards are in my garage as we speak.

I’m not clear on how labels on your walls helps you at IKEA?

Do NOT pull it off!

You’re wrong. Post-coital dicks are a lot smaller and less rigid than coital dicks. I would think this should be obvious.

COTD

COTD

Gerald Butler film ...

No one’s ever heard of Gerald Butler! He’s gotta pay his dues, man, and work his way up until he can do better than Set Decorator on Fantastic Four. Maybe one day he can get some work in front of the camera!

Oh cool, thanks for the update!

Oh cool, thanks for the update!

Gizmodo was actually pretty hard for their mystery smartphone last year, as I recall.