You’re gonna want to hang onto this block of text for next year’s Magary series. Lots of A+ material in that last graf.

Ernie Sims was a BEAST around Madden ‘07, ‘08.

This understates the jackassery that York has put the fanbase through. And before you rush to pooh-pooh the idea that Niners fans have had it hard, I agree with you! In fact, the decades of blessings that were rained down upon this organization from its ownership is precisely why the present situation is so goddamned…

No, no one is telling you that. You need to be able to cut down part of a tree and store it in the sea. You don’t need a chain saw or rope for that.

Jezspin is going great

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Is it good?

Is it good?

What if the ‘problem’ is that the graph shown explicitly states that its data is only drawn from 49 channels and then someone at Kotaku wrote a long concern troll piece about how Youtube was basically doomed and nobody knows why?

Too many calories? Drew, you need to fire this intern; they’ve clearly never read a Funbag before.

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The suit levies violations of Radwan’s right to due process, civil rights

While you’re right that this piece could only qualify as laughably bad analysis if some analysis were added to it, you’re wrong about Josh Tobias. He’s nobody - a 24-year old minor league second baseman who cratered at high-A last season. You made up that he was a top 5 prospect. He’s never been rated as in the top 10…

did you read the card

If only our Founding Fathers could see us today. These childrens’ inalienable right to make dickbutt jokes is being trampled on. Trampled, I say. When will the world wake up to this apocalyptic injustice? Keep fighting the good fight! People must know! DICKBUTT IS A HUMAN RIGHT!

Instead, Lukas Graham is band comprising of four people,

Guess I missed your piece about Mike Mussina, who was better than Schilling and had a better career, and won’t get the votes Schilling does, and after this year’s hullaballoo won’t sniff his aggregate column inches either.

Counterpoint: You just made hundreds of people, myself included, click on something called “theringer.com” for the first time...

From a contextual standpoint the ballot is obviously hot garbage, no need to disagree there.

Either I don’t get this story or the people responding in the comments are on the wrong track. Either way, something doesn’t add up (heh).

OH MY GOD fuck OFF with this. Your personal refusal to tip me isn’t sticking it to The Man, you jerkoff, it’s sticking it to the man who just brought you food. Write a letter to your congresspeople or whatever and tirelessly campaign for fairness in food-service compensation but in the meantime fucking tip the…