“pessimists get to be right, optimists get to be rich” is the type of thing I expect to see from MLM huns hawking essential oils and diet shakes.

I think the more important math is a binary: are you in orbit?

Growing up, my friends with parents like you ended up resenting them. I hope you aren’t planning on having a friendly relationship with your kids when they grow up.

My dad would turn off the TV on us with five minutes to go in the episode growing up, and it spawned 30 years of mild resentment. Letting us have five minutes to finish the show wouldn’t have hurt him or us.

My dad would turn off the TV on us with five minutes to go in the episode growing up, and it spawned 30 years of mild resentment. Letting us have five minutes to finish the show wouldn’t have hurt him or us.

My dad would turn off the TV on us with five minutes to go in the episode growing up, and it spawned 30 years of mild resentment. Letting us have five minutes to finish the show wouldn’t have hurt him or us.

What happened to all of the videos?

Why? Why do you care if they know what stores cell phone number 534 went into?

About time...

This. Apparently NOBODY understands what satanism is about. They don't believe in Satan, they appreciate the story of someone who stood up to 'God.' I'm a Catholic, but the thing that got me most angry about this article was that.

I am right with you. I went from having gizmodo always open to just looking at headlines in my RSS reader.

See it? It's the rockstar logo!

If you look closely, the plants form an R and a star- the Rockstar logo!

If you weren't a star, I would totally reply to your post to promote your promotion. #talkamongstyourselves

Another thing I can't stand is how the comments 'blend' together when you are viewing replies to a thread. I was reading the comments to this one and got about three threads down the page before I realized that they weren't replying to you anymore.

Wait... there isn't a promote button?! #talkamongstyourselves

But the classic view... isn't THE classic view. It's just another new view... :C #talkamongstyourselves

I'm interested in this too.

I think that www. .com would be a much cooler URL.

What was she advertising again?