That’s a long winded humblebrag. 

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

This is only for idiots who don’t care about color accuracy.

The Outback is not in the same category as the Volvo. That’s why the prices are not the same. The Outback is a boring, pedestrian, squashed SUV with all the handling characteristics of a small planet, while the V60 is a luxury wagon with styling that makes my flopper do backflips.

Well, yeah, miles matter... but I think you missed the point. The RX350, with three times as many cars on the road, had ZERO fatalities. So unless you think for some reason RX350s are never driven, which will affect the ratio, you’ll have a ZERO in the numerator.

I mean, she’s a mother who posted a pretty straightforward picture with her kid. I think the only people who could possibly have a problem with this are people who are already looking for any reason to bash the Trumps.

As far as audio goes, in what way?

As far as audio goes, in what way?

“There’s no more home button (virtual or otherwise)...Just tap on the pill-shaped button at the bottom of the screen...” Oh, you mean the home button?

Dear Johannes,

Trevor Bauer predicted this yesterday:

He landed more punches than Joe Kelly...

There is only one criterion in sports that levels the playing field for those born with an advantage, and that is the separation of the two sexes. This is because the trait splits the population evenly in half, and confers a massive advantage to one group across nearly all sports. It is a distinction that we’ve…

This is a good thing.

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

He cheap-shotted Nick Foles?

He wants older not 2002.

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

Wait. how can this be? I was told big banks/corps don’t actually pay tax and that their effective rate was more like 15%. Something doesn’t add up?