But he's my clown, god dammit.

Sure looks like a "maniac" in that video. All standing around and everything.

He blocked Gary Neal. He had five boards, three assists, a steal, and no turnovers. He was the second leading scorer for both teams. The Knicks were +27 when he was on the court, the highest of anybody in that game. He was off behind the arc tonight, but this guy's play (in additional to Chandler's play and the Spurs…

Smith does reverse alley-oops quite often. He did it against the Jazz when he was with the Nuggets, against the Cavs, and twice (once one-handed) against the Hawks last February, and against the Wizards this November. I'm sure there's more, but this is definitely the most impressive I've seen from him. This guy is fun…

Jesus, that is wonderful.

Yeah, I'm blacked out for 81 of those games unfortunately, so that isn't an option for me.

Hmm, good to know. I may have to look into that now.

And instead, she got the chlamydia.

How? Don't you need a TV subscription, not just Internet, to be able to use WatchESPN?

#6: Sports is the only reason I haven't cut the cord. I'm an avid sports fan, and don't like to miss any of my teams' games although it happens (I obviously can't watch 162 baseball games a season). Doing the unverifiable/unscientific math in my head, going to the pub to watch 237 games a year (16 NFL games, 11 NCAA…

What the fuck did she expect?

I think anything glorifying Nickelback should win the 'World's worst XXXX'. Number 10, my ass.

I can tell it's been a long day at work when I read your comment as "Batman was right..." and for the life of me couldn't figure out the reference.

Jokes.

Say what you want about their age, but this team is loaded on the bench. Injuries don't really scare me much with this team, and I'm happy to finally be seeing the Knicks having a great season so far, for the first time in a long time.

No, because then his friends wouldn't have a buddy to pick on that pretends he knows everything about sports when he really knows nothing. Those are the best kind of friends.

Yep. Only if it's the Continental GT V8, GT Speed, or Supersport, though. The rest of them are just blah styling to me, and wouldn't look good in any color.

I'm going Reid because that's what his looks like every time. Gailey's leg kick is only because of the chain, not because that's his throwing style.

It's not really a big deal. It gives you the option.

It's not really a big deal. It gives you the option.