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Feel this is obligatory

Im writing an article right now explaining how much of this conventional wisdom is wrong or misunderstood, but for now. "I'll simply ask you this: how does AWD help when you brake?"

They do sound good, but I spent 2 minutes waiting for them to rev up above idle... As a child of the 80s, a Formula 1 car should sound like this:

wont have a car without it

Patrick,

Well I'm confused then. Are you saying your paycheck shouldn't correlate to how hard you work (in which case, why are you arguing the opposite in the CEO example)? Or are you saying it should (in which case, why are you arguing with sportswriters calling athletes overpaid)?

OMG, Becky! Seattle, Washington best be representing butts.

Ok, I'm confused. Why does the video skip a bit? Watch the player running onto the field, he teleports several strides when the lightning hits. Did the lightning mess with the camera?

I had no idea Ralph Macchio was an Eagles fan, but it makes sense.

It's been many years since I've seen Top Fuel cars run and I can still remember the impact of the shock waves hitting my chest. It's really indescribable.

Yet when you speak like that you're speaking of and treating men as if they're somehow inferior and unable to understand things. By considering another gender inferior to yours, you're falling prey to the very thing you're (supposedly) trying to abolish, and showing that you are, in fact, no better than the men you…

I love it. And again, I'm left wondering why automakers don't offer sporty models with more aggressive fender flares.

I have a friend from Montana and he brought the most awesome fruit salad ever to a thanksgiving. It was actually called snickers salad and was made of fruit, whipping cream, and chunks of snickers. Montana wins in my book.

Here's an idea for an article Jason:

Not just any CRX, the CRX HF. (There's a big difference when we're talking about fuel economy.)

You know, I watched this like four times on the DVR, but I didn't even notice Bud Selig until watching it here. What the fuck is going on there?

The biggest problem with developing US Talent is college soccer programs. The NCAA puts limits on practice time and games that hamper development, so the average 22 year old US player is on the whole behind his equivalent in other countries.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

You're dumb and you should feel dumb.