Is that my husband in female form?

I am still saying a big fuck you to AC. Damn near 40c with humidity today and I still need my desktop heating fan and a big ass sweater shawl to keep my backside from freezing to my office chair.

I was over the age for getting the vaccine for free. Then I got diagnosed with cervical cancer (early) before I landed a job with insurance to pay for it. Now our province is looking to raise the age limit but only for gay men and women. It would have cost the system less to vaccinate me when I wanted it than it cost…

So unnecessary. Honestly, Merican people and their symbols.

Looking at the texture I'd say she would have no trouble growing it long as hell if that's what she wanted to do. She looks better bald than a lot of women with fake hair down to their asses.

This. It takes real skill to tailor clothing to female curves.

My very middle class parents gave more to charity in the last 7 years than Donald Trump. Granted, they’ve done so exclusively for the tax breaks.

Sad but not surprising of an industry that is notoriously racist.

She hated her husband more than she loved her two daughters. I hope I never know hate that strong.

What would compel a mother to kill both her daughters?

I'm clutching my pearls in horro

Remember how Taylor pretended to be outraged over kanyes lyrics about her some months back? And then Kanye came out and said she heard the lyrics and okayed it even though she was acting all surprised and hurt. And now she is naked in his music video. Why does she still have fans?

In what world is that dress a “night on the town” dress and inappropriate for work? Who are these people and what kind of nun habits do they wear to their offices?

Shocker!

But if the 3 boys were on a college sports team it would have been like pulling teeth to get them arrested and then they’d be out of jail in three months.

I read years ago that actual antiperspirant works the same way and it did for me. And most people use it already everyday anyway so no need to shell out for another product.

An underground sperm distributor seems about as necessary as an underground air distributor.

Adele has actual talent so she doesn't need to rely on Taylor-style antics

Hagen Das made exclusively of the gold flecks found in goldschlager may have been their ice cream of choice

Some people really will do and say anything to pretend like racism doesn’t exist. It's the best way for them to keep it going.