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Oh my god. I’d totallly forgotten. It’s like that Simpsons when Homer gets hair!
Can I add a few?
As an Orioles fan, I was already leaning toward the Padres as a team I might follow, think this may seal it. Baltimore and San Diego share the wouldn’t-it-be-great-for-that-small-market-team-to-finally-beat-the-big-jerks-up-the-road vibe.
As an Orioles fan, I was already leaning toward the Padres as a team I might follow, think this may seal it. Baltimore and San Diego share the wouldn’t-it-be-great-for-that-small-market-team-to-finally-beat-the-big-jerks-up-the-road vibe.
JaVale is the first child of a WNBA player to make the NBA.
Can somebody make the Jim Ross version already!?!?!
I’ve been meaning to send in Nimrod Schmul for years... He’s all over the place in Rockville.
As an American who lived in both Blightly and Kiwiland, I could not believe the free rides the Australians got. I saw 20,000 Australians in London singing racist songs during a cricket test, and the strongest response was, “Ah, well, they’re just a bit, uh, rambunctious...”
I agree, though i’m also unclear how the censors let this one get by. There are plenty of photos of male athletes with shorts riding up their buttcracks or wangs showing, and they don’t generally see the light of day (except on Deadspin).
Deadspin writer #1: “I am shocked, shocked! to discover crude comments going on here!”
The assumption that McKinley Tech would have ducked the rematch with DeMatha if they’d known it mattered gives the whole story a great vibe of salty, petty sibling rivalry. Shades of “I won at Risk, so now I’m retiring”.
Yes, the same thing occurred to me when all anyone could talk about was Harper and Machado — Machado made <$2m dollars in his first 4 years and put up >10WAR.
Funny, we skipped over the part where Utah went to “war” with the US in history class. “War” in this case meaning killing settlers who weren’t Mormons.
To play devil’s advocate, few people think SAT scores really provide much insight into how you’ll do in life. Ask a 50 year old and you’ll get attributes like hardworking, resilient, creative, ability to stay out of trouble, willingness to take (career) risks, etc., etc. I’d guess grades & test scores are positively…
I blame the scapegoats!
Toaster hack:
Two Russian oligarchs meet for lunch. They laugh when they notice they’re both wearing the same tie.
They drove a dumptruck full of money up to his house! He’s not made of stone!