I feel the same way about gamers that write reviews with plot spoilers, get the controls wrong, get names wrong, don't pay attention to the story and blame their own poor hand-eye coordination on 'archaic' game mechanics that are actually at the forefront of their genre. Ironic because he also gives a shout out to…

Well, according to Gametrailers.com it is GOTY. Check out their year-end video awards. Sorry Scott. I guess they didn't take you seriously either. Maybe it was all those classy tweets, or trying to say rocket&raygun with a straight face? Dunno, but you lost 'em like a melee with circle.

You're like nowhere in the game. Literally. Game doesn't kick in yet. All the best moments are ahead of you. The London Underground before France is basically just a glorified tutorial. Minimal platforming too so far so either you're lying about having difficulties there or just plain suck. There's like no platforming…

If you've ever got the runs, I can make you a banana bread that will constipate you for a week. I suffer for my art, but I live to give.

Pretty much everything, but here's one more log I can throw onto the fire having now beat this controversial lil' bastard:

And also…a special shout out to the Scott Jones groupies for so eloquently defending the right to:

Well, with the 3 for an E it's kinda breaking the 4th wall of usernames, like how Deadpool breaks the 4th wall in the comics. Kinda. Like if you were to squint through a wine glass in a dream, after drinking a buncha absinthe. That's how I came up with mine. *shrugs*

I don't date virgins, and you need to have at least 4 inches to apply. Scott gets a C, which in metacritic is a 5.

Man, if I had a nickel everytime I heard that!

Exactly! Now we can all be friends! I'll get the lemonade on  :)

Because ROTR is literally on TV like 12 times a day, every day. I can't get away from him. I tried, and then I see him on metacritic too. He clearly wants attention, so I folded and came here to give it to him. Hi mom, look I'm in the AV Club *waves*!

How's that GED working out for ya? Keep fistin'!

Thx for the tip, although I wasn't trying to say shitty, but rather sexxxy. The extra x is for sex.

Don't make me take my belt off.

Yeah no doubt. Way to be the first critic to go Simple Jack and sneak some spoilers in there. Isn't that like a cardinal sin amongst reviewers? Thx for not catching that editors. Wanna know how Skyrim ends?

Yes, because the 50+ critics that love the game and know the difference between circle and square are all wrong, and the one guy that comes out and distances himself from everyone else by 30-50 points and a Halo namedrop is automatically right. That better?

Uh, Scott has a TV show in Canada where he's openly said he only uses his PS3 as a blu ray player, that PSN sucks, that cheevos > trophies, and basically the same reverse-fanboy stuff people are accusing others of in here. This is a guy that thinks LBP is all about collecting stickers and that UGC is pointless. If it…

Ah ROTR, that's the show with the fat guy, the chick that looks like Eric Roberts, the bollywood pornstar, and the 45 year old guy with the frosted tips. Twitter says they're gonna trash U3 again this tuesday. Go CanCon!

I've always wanted to make snow angels on the corpses of my fallen enemies. Why can no one do this for me?!

Complaining about tight controls is usually the sign of a *****y player. Confusing the circle button with the square button after 4 years and bitching about it in said review is confirmation.