Email the head of the falcon union with your concerns. They usually get back to you within 1-2 business days.

The town I grew up in had a problem with geese at a small pond. They found this company that has these strobe lights that are supposed to scare the geese off. Apparently these geese didn’t care and one of the local officials said something like “we just paid for these geese to have a rave at the pond” which I find…

Plus as she said she’s 61 and I don’t blame her for just not wanting to crack Lawrence of my labia jokes anymore

Sarah Jessica Parker seems like a genuinely lovely person but she really picked the wrong hill to die on. Kim couldn’t be more in the right.

That one is a legit title at least.

Right? If you can afford $100,000 a month, you can buy a house of your own to trash. Also, if you are spending $100,000 a month, you should probably be consulting a really good financial manager because you are not obviously.

I’m an old, so I remember when the NRA was made up of hunting and shooting enthusiasts who understood that guns weren’t toys or status symbols. I remember when the NRA wasn’t merely a way for the gun industry to increase sales.

That is horseshit in the extreme. Truly. You completely ignore the context of the time to advance an idea skewed to (an illogical) the idea that all social justice motivations are traceable to sexism. That is, as people are won’t to say, crap.

Well done! What are you planning to study?

I found a new apartment! I am so excited to get out of my cold, damp basement with a landlord who doesn’t fix stuff.

A Kardashian has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president. That’s where we are at right now.

One of the best ANTM photos of all time. She was no Eileen Davidson level of soap star, but she was on Young and the Restless. I am so looking forward to her joining Atl.

I still don’t get it. 20 years later, still not getting it. They were a girl group with a couple hits. Yanno, En Vogue had a couple hits. Better hits. They didn’t get a shitty movie.

Lynda Carter is for president!!!! Wait she is already a POTUS!!!

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

I’m 44.5, and noticing some slight changes. Saddest of all: my neck is losing elasticity, and fast. And then there’s the acne! Pretty much just on my saggy neck, though, but a few pimples in places I didn’t know could get pimples.

Came such a long way from “Big Pimpin”. Proud of you Hov. Now if you will excuse me, I think I’ll go put the “Story of OJ” on repeat for a spell.

She seems to be looking for love and acceptance in all the wrong places. If this is Travis Scott’s kid, she got pregnant by a guy she’d been dating for two months. She started getting plastic surgery at a young age after a guy told her that her thin lips made her unattractive. She dated her brother’s baby Momma’s…

Fyre Fest is the Uber, or even quite possibly the Netflix, of companies synonymous with failure

It’s probably my favorite news story this year and a great encapsulation of how 2017 has gone so far. I thought they were going to plan another one with better infrastructure for 2018?!!! And I bet idiots would still go!