There’s also the difficulty that piece draws from multiple time periods and cultures, which would mean that the piece could never be made by someone who calls directly on each.

H2Opm “Because your hydration needs at night are different than the day.”

Oi, we are not even close to Florida, and some of us are just lovely. #notalllawngislanders

The scene that plays out in my head is Wetter sitting down at a desk with a ginormous stack of paper that lists every call from this nutjob. He begins to count but after 10 minutes he’s already lost count several times and had to start over. After another 10 minutes goes by, Wetter throws up his hands, says “fuck it,”…

Oh, guy, this did not work with the Cane Toads in Australia. Let’s not go there! Now that she’s out in public with her racism, most of her neighbors (white people) will shun her, and that may help her figure stuff out.

No she didn’t. Some rich asshole probably gave it to her; probably the boutique.

Just to troll him, she should have asked if she could have a picture holding everyone’s hands.

Destenay certainly looks happy, but Melania looks estactic to be out of hand’s reach from Drumpf. She probably trashed talked him with the others in one of the five languages she speaks.

Poor kid. I cannot imagine the paranoia/fear/anger that must be triggered in a young artist whose performance venue has been the scene of such tragedy, such horror. I keep thinking of the tailspin Amy Schumer went into after the cinema shooting during one of her films. It must take tremendous, unseen courage to move…

uhhh.... I’m a South Asian Muslim immigrant and Ghost World was my #1 movie in 2001...shit, I watched it a thousand times on dvd and I was obsessed with the graphic novel and the website. I graduated from high school the same year the movie came out and I hated everyone with equal passion like Enid and Becky, and my…

-3/10 Gwinny is tardy for the party 🙁

That’s excellent. As is your Kinja handle haha

YES!

You don’t even need to limit it to that album in my book. I highly recommend you watch this to see just how capable Alanis is of turning anything into gold.

I made up the song “If you wanna be my hamster, you gotta get with my butt.” I am 38.

So basically I have the sense of humor of a 9 year old. My husband and I make up songs involving butts all the time.

“All I Wanna Do is Fart on You” is VASTLY superior to “Are You Strong Enough To Be My Butt”. Dumb kids.

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

Yeah, I am really confused about the continued string of meaty TV show roles. She’s good but she isn’t so good that she is getting more work than all of the other female Mad Men castmates combined. It’s naive to think that Scientology’s connections in Hollywood don’t run extremely deep. Like they got Paul Haggis two…

Actually, it looks like it was planned by crooks trying to rip off their vendors and customers.