Ah, yes...the man who refuses to disrupt his own son’s school year sees nothing wrong with disrupting EVERYONE ELSE’S LIFE.
At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.
I haven’t asked my wife’s friend and presumably never will (“So, tell me in detail about the time your ex-husband stuck it in your ass by accident and you passed out!”), but I’m guessing that it got far enough in there that he did some damage.
About the fifth or sixth time my first serious girlfriend and I were trying doggy style I started going faster than I had before because I thought I had nailed the process. Then suddenly I missed and went fully into the wrong hole. She lept out in front of me stood up, slapped me and started crying I held her for like…
Uh, so I was one of those super weird chicks in high school who literally had a panic attack trying to use a tampon for the first time. Preeeeettttttyyyyy sure I was about 16 at the time and had been having my period for at least 3 years. It maybe took my 3-4 tries (0ver the next 3-4 months) before I ever got one in.…
I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.
Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…
“Hm? Something is amiss. I am unable to identify what that something is—Oh, it’s my b-hole.”
Bradley Cooper seems a little...spermless to me. Not a virility thing, more like an “inanimate object incapable of reproducing” thing.
Besides the assault itself, WHAT is with them streaming it over Facebook Live?! You have to know that means you’ll be caught.
Good. They damn well deserve to be charged with hate crimes. Maybe in the future, right-wing internet commenters will actually wait at the very least 24 hours before screaming about how the police are biased against white people. Not wasting my breath, though.
Sure, but can’t we agree that people who fire guns in the air in celebration should be beaten within an inch of their life? Or at the very least be mocked and ostracized by everyone else.
Yeah, she’s a hellava hustler. When people say she’s famous because of a sex tape it’s ridiculous. She’s famous because she works hard at being famous.
You just reminded me of a gal who posted that nonsense meme/story about the husband who was drifting away from his wife & wants a divorce but she asks him to carry her over the threshold every day and then he realizes that he still loves her and then she dies because she of course has cancer.
I am admittedly emotionally fucked up at the moment but the video made me tear up. Granted the settings aren’t everyday but the family vibe was genuine and really sweet.
Agreed. Why would we think Kris has power over Kim’s earning power/finances? She’s a woman in her 30s, and probably commands the highest appearance fee in her family.
Here’s my hot take on Janet Jackson having a baby at age 50:
Democrats like these are why I stopped voting since the last election and haven’t looked back.
Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.