“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

there was a lovely snowfall overnight, and a beautiful winter wonderland outside my window this morning. but then it got warmer and started raining and now everything is a weird melty muddy mess :(

Strange, cuz rejecting a beautiful home because of the street name, is maybe the whitest thing I’ve ever heard

Wait. What did Tiffany do except make a way for their customers to get to their store? They paid for those barricades and should be allowed to make that clear. The other stores have the same option.

Huh?

I just have to say I am so happy to see Sarah Paulson getting the attention and recognition she deserves—finally! And not only is she a fantastic actress, she is an awesome woman.

Teen Vogue’s ancestor in the “Who knew teenage girls were so smart?” dept.

I can’t be the only one who thinks, “Charles, do you ever crave...” every time I see a reference to the Daily Mail.

Kind of brightened my morning to see Fonzworth back in the news, tbh

There was a time in the early to mid 2000's when most of my clothes were Elie Tahari, but in the last few years all his stuff is shit. Now I know why.

Yeah but when you predict doom all the time if/when it finally happens you can say “I told you so”. Regardless of the timeline. The heat death of the universe will cause a market crash and then he will be proven right.

Yesterday’s HamNo econ/finance article with multiple references to legitimate sources, minimal references to unions and people who made more money than him, and a well thought out article with normalized levels of angst was initially seen as a potential breakout from the cyclical bear market the quality of HamNo’s…

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

I was born and raised in South Carolina. They would be hard pressed to find someone who does not want this monster either in jail for the rest of his life or executed. This was a tragedy in our state, and everyone I know mourned the loss of innocent lives for a long time after. Are there still racists in the south?…

I really like the original John Waters movie. He got to the point that the only way he could shock his audience was to make a PG-rated movie with substance. He succeeded on both counts.

So is Jeffrey

Psst. Ina Garten actually hates her husband and is plotting to serve him some hand-crafted lemon cakes with a sprinkling of artisanal arsenic on top. 

“Family Fondue Party” sounds like one of those URLs from the 90s that just had a static image that would be seared into your mind for years, ie: lemonparty and tubgirl.