i always think about that elizabeth moss quote but then i remember she is a Scientologist and wonder if i can trust her opinion on people lol

He wasn’t cuffed because they needed a statement, he was cuffed because all the people involved in a fight get cuffed to prevent the fight from starting up again. Cops are supposed to keep the peace.

Hard to argue with that logic, actually. Christie has some human qualities; i.e. he’s a fat guy who struggles with his weight (I’m not fat-shaming him, I’m just saying he’s apparently struggling with his weight), he’s such a fan of Bruce, proud to be a Jersey boy (not sure New Jersey is so proud of him any more),…

Here’s a start to the party...

Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.

This was an old house in upstate NY converted into two apartments. His side only had the one bathroom, only on the second floor. This is not that uncommon of an arrangement in old college towns.

The only time you should be outside in the summer (which begins in May and goes to November 1) is when you are walking from your air-conditioned car to an air conditioned building.

Any Southern Belles here tonight? I need advice on what products to get for my move from the Pacific NW to Alabama! Specifically, what can I do to keep my makeup in place and not melting off of my face?

What’s crazy is that dudes felt (feel) they could touch her any way they wanted because she was a former stripper - but in the strip club, she most likely had an instant way of dealing with handsy men in the form of unforgiving security.

You. can. not. shame. him. He just blinks, shakes his head and then starts sputtering nonsense about how the opposite is the real truth.

Are we supposed to hate this? I liked it. Eh.

I bet Weiner forwarded a chain email to them both. You have to forward it to 10 people or something really bad will happen to everyone you know.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BREAK THE CHAIN!

Wait, so I’m correct in understanding that the emails are not from Clinton? Which means they were sent *to* Clinton? Short of saying in an email to her, “Here’s that classified document you wanted so that you could sell it to Russia in exchange for that set of personalized Matryoshka dolls,” what relevance could this…

To have deserved being in this position, I can only assume that Huma was Hitler, Pol Pot, Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, and Donald Trump in her past lives.

After watching that documentary on him, I’m sure in some way that shitbird is pleased with the attention. If I have to endure his self-righteous shouting on CNN tonight I will lose it.

Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party 11/07/16 on VH1

Martha Stewart has sexted and she will most likely sext again.

Sizzling burn, and cut to black screen.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Did anyone else imagine this set in period-accurate 19th-century England with Ice Cube as Oliver?