Oooh. I really hope Kim recruits Freelee the Banana Girl and her methy boyfriend, Durdenrider or whatever the fuck he is called.

Do you party?= do you do coke?

Sure do!

I’m into it. Looks like I will be making a trip to Joann later today.

I am but a vessel for my dog. Now pardon me while I pour a bowl of dog food for my master.

I guess you can never know for sure, but I think the one I go to is legit. The same ladies (and 1 gentleman) have been there ever since I started going about 4 years ago. It is a small, family-run salon.

Yep. Something in the milk ain't clean. This sounds fake to me.

Two Girls, One Has Been.

No matter what you think of them, Kimye do make some goddamn adorable kids.

I have 2 dogs, one of whom is kind of an asshole. I flip him off on a semi-regular basis-when he chooses to ignore me calling him or is doing something he shouldn't. He just gives me a pathetic side-eye. He has zero fucks to give.

I don’t know. Maybe she saw how well Trump did playing the bad guy, and ran with it. I do think there is an Act Three on the way- just not sure what it will be.

I think this is carefully orchestrated. She knows the innocent act is getting old and she is rebranding herself as a tough lady.

I thought both Michelle and Kat had the “WP” tattoos. I could be wrong. They are both still horrible people.

Kat Von D is racist AF, so takes one to know one, I guess. You know she has a White Power tat, right?

It’s a little sad that I find Miss Not-so-Lively the best of the bunch. I’d hang out with her- we would talk about how great Duke’s Mayonnaise is and she would bake some cookies.

Wow! Thank you.

I dreamed that I was attempting to have an orgy. Said orgy was never completed as various people kept knocking on the door and asking me completely non-orgy related questions and I was getting really irritated. I finally yelled at the intruder “can’t you see I am trying to have an order here?” What the hell?