It it super good. Of course, I kept getting distracted by Gillian Anderson's English accent. I am so used to hearing her American one that it was hard to get used to. I can't wait to for season 2. She's such a badass.

My fantasies might just have to suffice, and tumblr gifs of him spanking things.

Hopefully they did a good rewrite of everything, kind of like the Twilight movies. They made it more about Bella making a choice as a person, and not choosing someone to be with. Fingers crossed that it works out because he is proper gorgeous and lovely.

And now I really want to watch it so I can watch him dance seductively. I only hope that he gets more recognition, but fuck this movie.

Oh bless him. He is adorable.

I hate the creators of the 50 Shades movie so much, because they cast Jamie Dornan. He is so fucking gorgeous, and now I want to watch him do weird sex stuff. He makes me feel conflicting things on The Fall.

Such insight! Tell me more!

There are two super great tumblr that cover this, if anyone is interested: Actual Teen vs Adult Teen and Very Young TV Parents

Hey fellow resident of Whore Island!

I feel like whoever came up with the Rainbow Party urban legend has never worn lipstick. It either comes off in the first few minutes of wearing it or you drinking/eating/touching anything, or you have to scrub the shit out of it. Nobody is going to be able to have a mother fucking rainbow on their penis.

Sometimes I want to send an e-mail to the government just to say I promise that I am not plotting anything- I am just really curious about the weirdest ways people have died. Pinky promise.

I find this incredibly fascinating, and horrible. Bless you heart. I do hope that you write it all out because that's insane.

My father-in-law wears that type of hat, and I just can not stop laughing every time.

Aw. I am so glad that you had a happy ending. :)

It's pretty cute, and it's very beneficial to me as it has background on the different traditions that British/English people celebrate (I married an Englishman). So depends if that's your cup of tea.

This is the one I was talking about: http://www.sundayupmarket.co.uk

Nobody told me about how far you need to put it up there so I just refused to use them for so long as they were so uncomfortable. Good on you for telling your daughter.

Make sure you go to the market on sunday (I believe). I went with some friends and it was so good- so much food.

I will always think of this every time I hear about handcuffs and vehicles: http://youtu.be/3j0zdeh2BXk

Oh man. I had a birthmark that covered most of my arm. I had it removed when I was three so lucky for me, I don't remember it. I do understand about laser surgery still being a new thing, because they cut mine off. The scar is pretty gnarly, but I enjoy making up stories about how I got it. I can't even imagine…