You are my favorite, as is Iain Glen.

McKenzie/MacKenzie (of the Scottish Clan Mackenzie) are actual real spellings of it as a surname. Whereas these: Makensie; Makenzie; Mickenzie; Mackynzie; Mekenzie; Mackenzey are freaking ridiculous.

Those exist?

Be our friend, Shermie?

Do you honestly expect her to write her own conquests down? That's what she pays her assistant to do. Or at least that's what I would do.

I got the greatest present because of my sister's St. Patrick's day drunkeness- my niece!

Mother, May I wax Jennifer Anniston's bikini line?

I wonder what the tabloids are going to do if she does have the surgery? They won't be able make up ridiculous pregnancy rumors anymore.

You sound like a bad ass aunt!

I thought it said vacuum, and I was like:

This is definitely one of those situations where I don't feel bad for that mother fucker at all.

Considering the people that I have worked with in the food service industry, you could not get me intoxicated enough to do that. JESUS.

Goddamn OTH. That and Grey's Anatomy are my favorite shows to hate watch. Almost every character is terrible.

If only we could all be so lucky.

Arizona:

I wasn't surprised that I couldn't watch it, but this definitely made me laugh.

He sounds like a great husband. Mine took me to the Studio Tour in London for our wedding anniversary. He happily and patiently watched me geek out at everything. We got really really lucky to find such awesome people.

THEIR FACES- MY GOD.

Ah! Fellow American in England. Awesome.