Maybe they should replace purple and green with orange. It's incredibly accurate.

Goodnight sweet prince.

If only we could all be as lucky.

She has the female counterpart of Peter Gallagher's eyebrows.

You and my father-in-law. His coat with the elbow patches is finally back in now! He's unintentionally stylish.

Oh sorry. This is what I get for not reading closely enough. Goddamn cats are distracting me. I am glad that you are going to watch this movie.

It's because Secret Life is fucking terrible. I mean, I have watched it, and it was so awful. I have seen her in other things and she is a very talented actress. You should give her a chance and watch something else with her in it.

I FUCKING LOVE TINY COOPER. I think that we should be friends. Goodreads or otherwise. I love YA. So much good stuff. I have yet to really leave the YA genre, and I don't think I really want to either.

But is so good. You really should see it. I mean, he translated everything that you love into a movie. Everything that's important is in there. I cried like a baby.

DFTBA. Glad to know my people are everywhere!

You know what's really sad? When Nicolas Cage is the best actor in your movie.

My cat overlords will not allow the door to be closed. They like to watch.

HELL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

Perhaps Ashlee and Jessica can call a truce and have a double wedding? It is the second time for both of them. Plus, it worked for the Bradys.

Nobody can beat that.

Not to mention his Mom showed up in Philadelphia in a bar:

Sounds like a hot Jesus.

Then all the parents interviewed for the article went back to canning their own organic homemade baby food and blogging about how anyone who doesn't do this for their child should die in a fire. Because those people are just the worst.