"I would still hit like a screen door in a hurricane." You are my favorite. This will never not be accurate and hilarious at the same time.

Amazing. Lulu is my favorite.

But seeing anyone who isn't white or Christian in an outfit for their own modesty is SO HORRIBLE.

How dare you, Burt? HOW DARE YOU?

I was thinking the lube as for anal since it was his "birthday present".

Not a word.

Can I be your wolf friend, Burt?

THAT WAS MY THOUGHT TOO! You guys can just step off because snuggling is going to be happening wherever I go.

That is a great story. Any details?

If you are in the UK then you can watch in on 4 on demand (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the…), or request the DVDs from LoveFilm. If you are anywhere else, you might have to find it through less than legal means.

My people!

It is super great. You should give it a try.

Anybody else hoping for a little Beca/Chloe romance?

You're welcome:

Can the two of them end up together in the end? As they ride off into the sunset on their camel, Rachel Weisz just shrugs her shoulders and continues being a badass.

I'm not an expert at this kind of thing, but here is something that might help you re: unemployment benefits: