You missed the point of my comment. I gave him a star because I liked that he used Spanish and not because I agreed with the comment itself.

Ugh! I have so many Nendoroids and other figures, I shouldn’t get more toys, but I can’t miss out on these. I love Splatoon’s character design.

I only gave you a star because you used Spanish. 💁🏻‍♂️

Okay, I’m halfway through your magnificently written piece, I’m gonna finish reading the rest, but I just wanted to express how enjoyable it is to read. I’m having a great laugh. I totally agree, Kratos nips are glorious!

My S.O. decided he didn’t like it, he called it boring and we didn’t really get far into it. 😒

Oh man. I’m not crying.

JK!

Oh hello there. 🙈

The lad (Cage) doth protest too much, methinks.

Perhaps a simple “JK! We don’t do 90hr work weeks,” would’ve prevented the backlash given that jokes and sarcasm don’t always get adequately conveyed in writing. Just a thought. 💁🏻‍♂️

Oh goodness! I must admit, my basement has surely flooded.

Well, you could support them even better by, you know, sending them a monthly or yearly subscription payment and I’m sure they would get rid of the ads for you. 💁🏻‍♂️

The invisible forces of the universe at work.

Um, the Xbox One came out in 2013. 💁🏻‍♂️

Sshhhh! He doesn’t have friends, don’t make him feel bad.

Do you have vault if Stephen Amell gifs?!

Where do you live?

Umm...Where?!‽

“I mean, he has a point. This site is pretty much half promotional ads trying to sell me shit. Trying to paint the AV Club as some bastion of anti commercialism is pretty disingenuous at best.”

What is this from? It’s hilarious!