That fucking pony tail the guy on the right is sporting.....I....don’t know.

Why not both?

I kept hoping they would finally introduce the Viera as a new race given that they had them as an option during that vote before Heavensward and even showed concept art for male Vieras....but apparently it’s not gonna happen at all....ever. :o(

That was majestic!!!!

“Because if I want to play FF7 in it’s original form, I have it there in my PS3 or PS1.”

My hands would sweat like crazy when I had to jump to platforms/columns. I kept wishing I had one of those old third-party controllers that have a built-in fan to keep hands dry.

“there never would of been another dawn”

“Still waiting for Akira”

No link to where to buy them? Hmm.

Why? It’s been out for nearly 30 years.

“It’s like they design all of their controllers for children.”

“Jokes about Nazis” not jokes about death to Jews.

Did you actually play the game though? In its entirety? It’s far more than a “boy band” simulator, it just looks that way on the surface but once you play the game you realize it’s not even like that.

Okay, Kirk.....I totally agree with you on the map and traveling BS in FFXV....I haven’t gotten to the rest of the article but I wanted to comment to give you (and others who might not know yet) a tip for making fast travel easier.

Just like the right-wingers used Obama as the butt of....EVERYTHING! Everything that went wrong was Obama’s fault. There were things I disagreed/disliked about Obama as a president but the right-wingers went berserk and that’s how the “ThanksObama” joke hashtag was born.

Instructions unclear....used hamburger as a flesh light.

Wait, is that from a real Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. ad or some porn parody?!

“this bro chupa”

Absolutely WELL SAID!!!

So can Kotaku finally stop giving this asswipe free advertising, please??!!