Because Apple and reasons. Even the font they used for “Pro” is the same as the one Apple uses.

“but they’ve yet to reply to my inquiries.”

So nature photographers should call nature the artist. Got it.

I love that parody account. LOL

He is. I see him in the break room all the time.

“It sank like a sack of shit rocks.”

Because there’s very little chance Nintendo will grant our wishes by releasing an amiibo of that model. :(

Bad for sure.

No necessarily. The game is called “Ocarina of Time,” so having Link using said ocarina makes total sense to represent the game it’s based on. Similar to how Wind Waker Link is using his wind orchestra director’s wand.

I’m pretty sure that’s what she was alluding to, especially if she mentioned a blowtorch.....and given that it has to do with cheating husbands.

FYI: It’s a “Waiting to Exhale” movie reference.

Okay, I just finished reading the first paragraph but before I continue reading the rest of the article I just want to say: Can Adam Jensen be any hotter? Like, as far as video game characters go, he’s pretty high on the beef cake list. Just sayin’.

In terms of detail, yes. In terms of story, no.

The phrase is more common than you’d think.

Albert, I am SO glad this is satire, I was to let you have it. LOL

Netflix is getting Zootopia?! That’s awesome. I love that movie.

What am I really looking at?

I don’t know, I have big hands and I still find the Xbox One controller more comfortable than the PS4 controller. But not all hands are the same. :)

This is pretty cool. I wish my mother would have done the same when I still lived at home.

He looks scary af! Like those people whose eyes bug out.