It took me this long to figure out it was Aug 6 so thank you for that

Maybe because I work in education and am isolated/in other rooms from my coworkers 99.9% of the time but I absolutely do not touch my coworkers and they do not touch me.

Woodlands?

lol

At first I read $30,000 and I was like wow that is pretty bad but yeah $3k is not extraordinary 

Yeah I can imagine a lot of these commenters doing shit like sabotaging their friends’ diets because they’re so concerned 

Because it takes work and it’s hard but don’t even bother with these clowns

I will never take diet or health advice from this site or its commenters

The wedding industrial complex is a scourge on society. Adding on a zero (or two) for mediocre services is par for the course

I would like to see this happen to many twits on Yelp

No but I find these “slick” New Yorker types just absolutely repulsive. Even if he were more like a 2 instead of dialed up to 11 on that I’d pass. I like ‘em more rugged.

Just needs Randy Quaid and you got a real party

Weddings can be a death knell for a lot of friendships, unfortunately.

Stoked %]

Because calling attractive women “basic” in a fucking Jezebel comment is the most unique thing ever.

Wow Rachel’s friends are really attractive! Looks like a fun time

This year, my first year as a mother, my first in Trump’s America, I realized that as a culture, we’ve given up even the pretense that we give a shit about children.

I get it. I’d be pissed if someone infinitely more famous than I am used my dead brother’s work as “fair use”. I’d want to get paid!

It’s going to age so well. Instant classic.

This is a good post.