amishjohn--the-redesign-bites-old
AmishJohn: The redesign bites tender portions of various anatomies..
amishjohn--the-redesign-bites-old

@HeadTater: Time to paint the cows orange...

@k4man: It's always funny until someone loses a lithosphere...

FFS, how many "/not:" tags do I have to have, anyway?

@MtlAngelus: So I was off by a few hundred years. So sue me.

@crosis101: *looks for Arisoft Daisy-cutters online. Is disappointed.

@Clashwerk: Any sentience would be welcome, to be honest.

Oh, Chairface...

@pauljones: I'm afraid I have to agree with Herr Koenig. I am meh, at best.

Another $9.50 saved. Thanks, io9!

@laylaholic: Just as generals always fight the last war, TSA always defends against the last threat.

FUD, FUD, FUD.

@Rabid82: Package for FarmVille Farmer from Umbrella Corp! Sorry, I know the tag says 'Fragile', and it seems to be leaking... something...

@Fauxcused: Wasn't he Adam in the original book?

@Alizarin: Could be worse. They could find Rose again...

@dopepope: They will if the acceptance rate stays as low as it is right now.

@WookieLifeDay: I think it's in all his contracts. See: Sleeping in Light.