@theoneshot001,The artist formerly known as 440/4 speed, would like a 426 instead.: More likely a maintenence schedule that would make a Bugatti owner point and laugh.

@vrey_oneida: "You've failed, Your Highness... I am a Whiner, like my father before me."

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Vader's listnin' to Daft punk in his pod (in his pod).

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: He wined incessantly on Tatooine, he wined incessantly on Dagobah, he wined incessantly at Bespin. If hyperdrives ran on sniveling, the Falcon would've hit .8 past lightspeed with Lacrymose Luke on board.

@Baseballbikeski: Gesundheit.

@snapoversteer fronts the prog-rock band Camber Tweel: Take off every Zig! You know what to do!

@Jester21: It's the Andromeda Strain method of 'defeating' the virus.

@99TelepodProblems: Remember what happened last time - the foreman said he'd dock your pay if you showed up for work with the Bentusi Pox again...

@evildead1971: "IS THE RANGE CLEAR?"

@Meander061: Not limited to: planetary masses of anti-matter, planetary masses traveling FTL, and Solar-system sized lasers (or particle beams, they weren't real clear...).

@ziffelbat: Yeppers. All the Harringtons, all the Posleen, all the Lt. Leary books, all free. Legally.

@Meander061: And gengineered for heavy grav. And 60-some years old, IIRC...

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Start wih Go Tell The Spartans. or maybe even Falkenberg's Legion...

@Andrew Liptak: Things that make me scream: Manticore's naval uniforms are black, not blue. And Posleen DO NOT HAVE RED BLOOD!

@turb0dog001: Hit it.

@Snake56: Megas XLR!

Auntie traded it all to Max in exchange for taking care of a 'little' problem she had...

@UmayMedusa: Stainless is stretchy and hard to deal with.

@neolex: You're about 20 minutes too late...

@AtomicBeerMan: They haven't declassified Riker's report yet?