Pipe smoking, like a sir. It's the only type of smoking my wife tolerates, on account of the amazing smell of my favorite tobacco.

But it's like correcting someone who says "I played with G.I. Joes" instead of "I played with G.I. Joe® action figures".

Really? Who ever says "I played with LEGO® bricks". Everyone says legos.

Yeah... it seems pretty obvious to me.

OMG, Check out this pacman easter egg on shutterstock!

Totally, it would be just like the Hyde & Burg disaster of 1606, when a helium airship crashed into Moscow and killed 100,000 people.

Ahhh, without an edit notification. For shame Leslie.

I share your sentiment.

"The company agreed that for the next three years, no more than 10 percent of its coupons will carry a use-by date that is less than 30 days after the date of issue."

Pfft, and here I thought they had the tyke hang on to the phone and get hoisted up.

"Sorry I don't understand, if you like, I can search the web for 'a bowl of clam chowder'"

I lol'd, but then realized I would totally play the shit out of this version if it were real.

Am I the only one who thought "I could trash that store a lot faster that she does"

This is one of these times where I shake my head.

Its such a minimal change that it doesn't matter.

Okay, I guess this is why I should click through. Haha, thanks!

"The treatment targets and blocks a protein called CD47, a marker that tells the immune system to not kill healthy blood cells".

For everyone who wants to hear the "scream" it starts @ 1:37

At the theater prices nowadays, that's only like 100 people.

I'm not sure I agree with the author's statement that it produces "more pleasing sounds".