True true, but an enterprising young man could very well have spent five years there becoming radicalized before joining ISIS. It’s reaching, I know.

Memorize the Quran?

Thank you

Correction: That’s Gaddafi approximately 5 hours, 59 minutes into a 6-hour long amphetamine-fueled jerk off session.

I think living memory is a good line to draw here, honestly.

“What was Queen Elizabeth doing with a great big snake?”

I’ve made pumpkin pie out of cheese pumpkins I grow, and it’s so much better than anything made from canned pumpkin that it’s not even funny.

Those are pretty awesome, love the artwork.

They’re just not using the same anabolic steroids they were before, I’d bet my left nut there’s still a lot of anabolic steroids being taken in the NFL, as well as HGH and probably lots of other stuff. The next Patrick Arnold ( or even the man himself ) has had plenty of time to create new steroids since the whole…

Oh god no, please no

Yeah I don’t understand this, they made her less attractive. Like seriously, who actually thinks she looks better in the shopped photos?

Kyuss is one of the most underrated/too-obscure bands of all time IMO.

No Dr. Frankenfurter? You guys just failed at this so hard.

Don’t do that, please. I do not want to see Putin try to one up Obama by doing the thriller dance with his shirt off.

That’s probably just what he told all the bros on the football team to try and impress them.

Very interesting and makes a lot of sense.

So we’re still pretending that the 2nd Amendment only gives the right to own guns to people in militias? I thought that went out of style a while back when everyone realized how stupid that position is.

That’s all of them I think, unless there’s one in there even I don’t know about

Thank you very much, I was worried no one got it ;)

So what if it’s Scottish? Do you honestly think you’re going to offend a Scottish person by wearing some blue face-paint? Woad is more of a general Celtic thing anyway, the Scots cannot claim ownership of it.