I always make my children watch both, just to be fair. Like anytime people make love on TV, they have to watch a gunfight and vice-versa.

It captures the whole suffering and then rising triumphant arc that so many heroes go through in film and fiction very, very well. The transmutation of pain and suffering into strength. That’s why the Nietzsche quote at the beginning is so appropriate.

Hey Lions are awesome but they’re not better predators than we are, no animal that ever been on this planet fits that description.

One of those BDSM masks with the zipper maybe? No, that definitely wouldn’t work either. You can probably strike ball-gag off the list too.

Exactly. Its true that women’s bodies can have a powerful and hypnotic effect on us straight guys. If you have a hot nanny who turns you on the correct response to this is to properly and enthusiastically fuck your wife later on. People cheat because they want to cheat, not because they “can’t help it”. They…

Yeah that one is not a good idea.

Don’t marry a weak manchild or an asshole. Done.

So I can now claim my 2-4 oz a day Sriracha and horseradish habit is really just part of a well-balanced diet? Excellent. ( I just poured some Sriracha directly into my mouth, BTW ).

That shows a very rare personality trait and/or intellectual ethic on Emma Thompson’s part. Being able to reconsider your position like that and admit that you’re wrong, not many people can do that at all much less when put on the spot.

I too was awesome at dodgeball ( and obstacle courses ) but not at traditional sports cause I never played them growing up. I spent my childhood alone and wandering through the forest, not playing football for chirssakes.

Learn to read, that’s all.

You should take Orpheus with you if you’re ever in close proximity to Rihanna, I think. Either than or have your men tie you to a mast, this method has been used before successfully.

Do you think you could do that at the same time you’re dodging meteors? I’m not so sure.

Chocolate flavored whey and casein, that is. Protein powda.

I’m a computer scientist in training, and Soylent is the manifestation of everything I hate about the people who infest my chosen field of study.

That bikini top is incredible, loving the wings too. Great costume.

Yeah, that’s hiwawious. You’re done now.

Well I won’t tell anybody if you’ll cut me in on the profits ( No, not like that! )

That was simply the most impressive incident, there were others by other police officers. But no, they aren’t really the same at all. If you’d care to re-read my original post you’ll see that I carefully made the distinction that I hate the police as an institution, just as I distrust them as an institution. I said…

That’s more of a maceration really. Kind of makes me wonder if this whole herpathalamus crisis might be overblown for ulterior motives, like how foreskins get put into cosmetics for old rich ladies to rub all up on their faces.