Exactly. Its true that women’s bodies can have a powerful and hypnotic effect on us straight guys. If you have a hot nanny who turns you on the correct response to this is to properly and enthusiastically fuck your wife later on. People cheat because they want to cheat, not because they “can’t help it”. They…

Yeah that one is not a good idea.

Don’t marry a weak manchild or an asshole. Done.

So I can now claim my 2-4 oz a day Sriracha and horseradish habit is really just part of a well-balanced diet? Excellent. ( I just poured some Sriracha directly into my mouth, BTW ).

That shows a very rare personality trait and/or intellectual ethic on Emma Thompson’s part. Being able to reconsider your position like that and admit that you’re wrong, not many people can do that at all much less when put on the spot.

I too was awesome at dodgeball ( and obstacle courses ) but not at traditional sports cause I never played them growing up. I spent my childhood alone and wandering through the forest, not playing football for chirssakes.

Learn to read, that’s all.

You should take Orpheus with you if you’re ever in close proximity to Rihanna, I think. Either than or have your men tie you to a mast, this method has been used before successfully.

Do you think you could do that at the same time you’re dodging meteors? I’m not so sure.

That bikini top is incredible, loving the wings too. Great costume.

Yeah, that’s hiwawious. You’re done now.

Well I won’t tell anybody if you’ll cut me in on the profits ( No, not like that! )

That was simply the most impressive incident, there were others by other police officers. But no, they aren’t really the same at all. If you’d care to re-read my original post you’ll see that I carefully made the distinction that I hate the police as an institution, just as I distrust them as an institution. I said…

That’s more of a maceration really. Kind of makes me wonder if this whole herpathalamus crisis might be overblown for ulterior motives, like how foreskins get put into cosmetics for old rich ladies to rub all up on their faces.

I knew a dude who caught herpathalamus from sleeping around in college, that shit was terrible. They had to amputate his boner as well, IIRC. My condolences hypertech.

Maybe you should rethink your working definition of weak. If you want to make the argument that they’re wrong, naive or unwitting tools, that’s one thing. However, they’re definitely not weak in any sense of the word, whether man or woman.

That’s actually unfair to many men of African American descent — and a handful of white guys like me. If I had to do that my neck would be like a plucked chicken in two days, and I’d be bleeding all over the place and infected by the end of the week. Razor bumps FTMFL. Its just an aesthetic problem until you get a…

I wonder how much lean body mass and muscular fitness they’ve lost relative to the male participants? One of the main challenges of Ranger School is the sleep and caloric deprivation that lead to large amounts of weight loss, which should be more heavily concentrated in loss of lean body mass among women due to lower…

Now now, there’s enough Idris Elba to go around :eyes exit nervously:

This is way too energy efficient for the coal rolling bros. He’s capturing waste heat and using it to cook his breakfast. That’s like some Kenyan socialist’s idea of manly behavior. Before you know it Cruz will be building a composting outhouse with driftwood and growing his own patchouli. What a wuss.