The bitch got arrested. Wonder what restaurant he was taken to...

Is tuition cheaper if I watch from the corner of the room...

That's a fantastic headline.

Correction: the S2000 is the better Miata. 

You know something... this song was actually a bit of a bop.

Now on to more just as un-important things. When are you guys going to follow up on the Heard-Depp saga? I see you guys went silent when it came out that she was the abuser, now we have this gem: https://www.cinemablend.com/news/2548276/now-amber-heards-lawyer-and-team-have-quit-the-lawsuit-against-johnny-depp

Care to…

Doubled in what one person was willing to pay is not the same as doubled in value.

What is this, a console for ANTS?!

I don’t think it would last very long. No one wants my advice in real life because doing the right thing is fucking hard.

Why do you act like the two are mutually exclusive? One of my favorite lines from Babylon 5:

Like this guy. I’m an eBay seller. This guy (easy enough to find since their profiles are always fully public) ordered some parts from me twice. I don’t ride, I just sell random stuff. Anyway, he ordered part #1 and got it in 3 days. Then he ordered part #2 and (through no fault of mine) it was 2 days late. On the…

Hey knock it off. All of us who bought 996 turbos because they have runny eggs and ims issues are busy filling the forums with hate for these and grinning inside from ear to ear so KNOCK IT OFF.

I suspect the 4-pot GTS will become a trackday favorite in 10 years after the new 4.0L causes the resale value to tank. That’s a healthy amount of power and torque, in a world-class lightweight chassis.

I would settle for a 4-cylinder for a very reduced price. It sounds like poop, but it’s a really good car. And as a 944 and 912E owner, I’m used to my Porsches sounding fucking awful.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

The page refresh is killing me. Multiple refreshes where you lose your place in the article. 

Where I live, funnily enough it’s the Mustangs that look nice and the Monte Carlos and F-body Camaros are the shitheaps. Even the soapbar SN-95s are well taken care of.

Also, I literally cannot use Jalopnik most of the time anymore. Images in articles aren’t loading, articles themselves are getting cut off, and getting…

So much this. I admit that I watched the forgiveness speech last night and was moved. My kids watched it as well, and I said “His brother is a better person than I am.” And then we went to bed.