Wait, am I the only one who loved Melania’s outfit?

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

This is DirtBag. Do you really want a massacre alongside celebritygossip?

You may not want to make any posts about your friend knowingly setting up his events at unsafe locations because he couldn’t afford to rent appropriate and safe venues. He is probably going to prison for this even if he was just clueless and didn’t know what he was doing. If he was sacrificing safety because of budget…

Way to read the article before commenting, there.

I am sure this is perfectly lovely but if I want to watch Beaches I will, you know, watch Beaches.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

I’m choosing to believe my days blogging about Trump are numbered (I need to for my sanity), so I’m going for broke.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Decisions. Most of me wants to read this right now. The other part of me wants to wait until it’s dark and I’m drinking.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

Ok, in the non-digital category:

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I…

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

Grandpa?

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.