They don’t call him “Dangling Doug” for nothing! Ha!

That photo makes Doug look like he has three legs.

shut up

If you think you can do a better job after waking up at 2am, driving for ten hours, attending classes, then coming home and settling down with a drink on your day off to watch a race only to find out that you’re going to be up late reporting on a horrific accident, I encourage you to take my place and try your hand.

Probably the wrong post to make a comment like this, dude. This is bad. Nobody gives a shit about your food content right now.

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

So Tesla sells a car with a feature to a 3rd party dealer. Someone who is obviously going to sell it.

This should be a cautionary tale— Tesla is clearly telegraphing intent to “make life miserable” for owners once these cars go off warranty and off support. Parts will get hard and “keeping the functions I paid for” will get even harder.

This goes back to the whole conflict of how Postmodernism truly works with concepts like The Positive and The Negative as ideas, rather than how marketing brains push automotive ideas.

Folks, I hate to say it, but we might have reached peak torchlopnik here. Though if there is one man that could defy the odds and raise the bar, its our favorite obscure tail light researching basement video game lair dwelling madman.

This constant emphasis on safety is taking all the fun out of cars.

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

You hear that, baby? You’re collectible now!

You do realize that the point of dystopian futuristic movies is to make you think “Wow! That’s terrible! I hope real life never gets that bad!”, right?

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Ha! In the 80's I worked at a multi-line dealer that had Sterling (remember that winner?). We had Sterling customers that had better attendance records at the dealership than some of the employees.

How much time can a human being spend in a service lounge?

the future of an EV jaguar/land rover seems like a non-starter - but that has never hurt them in the past

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…