I have two from my Corvette. The first one is from when I had just bought it. I went to put in my first tank of gas and went searching around the entire car, looking closely up and down both sides. Could not find the gas flap to save my life. Called up my father in law whom I’d bought it from in desperation and he…

I just looked at my wrist with the Abarth tattoo and felt legitimately disappointed. Not that I regret my scorpion, but now I can’t have manual and PRNDL tattoos on my wrists. That shit would be gold

Sorta. Duran Duran have long used the services of a saxophonist but not as a core member.

Came to the comments to say this. You’d think Jalopnik would be familiar with both flavors of NASA

High five to a fellow Duranie!

Shout out to the 7th Day Adventists. Their cook books are great and usually quite healthy

As a board-certified Italian Defender (I’ve owned 3 Fiats in a row,) even I can’t really defend the Giulia. Beautiful, powerful, but at least till the 2018s start to prove themselves better (they’ve received updates) still pretty shonky.

“Next 500.” Lmao, the American Fiat community howls with laughter over the thought of an updated 500. And tears. For the love of god FCA, PLEASE update our cars! We would settle for a new texture of interior carpeting at this point, just anything.

That’s not fair though cause 2 of mine are required and one was a fundraiser for a friend

My Corvette has a Corvette license plate. I picked it because the extra money goes to support children’s charities. My husband put one on his FoST I think mostly to troll

My only rule is not on the paint. Two of mine (one on each side) are required for hill climb. I have the decal of the performance shop I go in my back window cause they my boys. The other two are marks of pride, my 200+hp Abarth club sticker and the fundraiser sticker from my homie’s crash. It says “The risk is worth…

Definitely Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell. Oh, and NSFW...obviously

Recent experience: “hi, I need an oil filter for a 13 Fiat 500 Abarth, 1.4 turbo.” “Is that a 500c (cabrio) or 500e? (Electric)“ “Um, one has a different roof and the other doesn’t have oil to change, so neither is a relevant choice?”

Being a girl. Like I know what I need, let’s get over the fact I’m 5'4", have boobs and am wearing mascara, none of this has any effect on the fact that I need car things. There’s a decent chance my hair is braided back safely and there’s smudges of black shit on me, obviously I’m not a damsel in distress, just let me…

Go to a midsummer autocross, you’ll see a few half naked dudes when it hits 100+. Dadbod...Dadbod, as far as the eye can see

If I was into Hondas, it might be fun to have cheap and cheerful throwaway car clothes. Honestly, girls car clothes are usually overpriced with lame designs. I’m lucky, Fiat actually makes cool clothes cause stylish and Italian of course. Maybe H+M can team up and do vintage Saab or Volvo with their fellow Swedes,…

There’s proper vintage/retro and fake bullshit vintage/retro. For example I have a 90's Toyota jacket, it’s retro af but made well and quite nice. This stuff is just garbage and looks about as good as the quality will be.

I so know this feel. My mom calmly listened to all my advice then purchased a random Chevy Cruze because “it was a pretty shade of blue.”

Are you aware that you’re a grown man sitting in his living room with absolutely no reason to be freaking out so much over another grown man running around with a ball? Your kids are right, you were acting like a moron.

Yeah, think I’ll skip. I’m not one of those “best part of travel is the journey” people. I want to get on a plane, read for a few hours and be there. Endless hours of scenery blending together definitely is not my game