“Full disclosure: I don’t own a 2017 Cadillac ATS-V or CTS-V, so Cadillac spent $390.95 on a roundtrip flight for me and at least $2,530 on tuition for the non-owner, two-day program. On top of that, Cadillac also loaned me a fully optioned-out CT6 Platinum during my stay and bought be dinner. Twice”

I actually own a pair of bright red pants I bought specifically because the tag said the color was “Ferrari.”

Eames chair seats, anyone?

If you believe Saudi Arabia is really dry, I have a camel to sell you.

People have different responses to things like that, not everyone cries instantly. I know for me, tears wouldn’t be the response, I go into “take care of everyone else” mode. Maybe this news anchor had a similar sort of response that helped her hold back her tears.

I spent 4 grand on mods this winter and I still don’t think I touched that

It’s funny, I was never into cars growing up, but for some bizarre reason I loved the smell of gasoline and new tires. And this was the 90s, so no sweet smell explanation. I still love the smell of it, but at least it makes more sense now.

Then they hooked up with Sparks and formed FFS, the world’s most logical supergroup.

Sure, if I see a car that merits a pic and I’m stopped or at a light. My car is stationary, wtf am I gonna hit? The law in Idaho only says your phone can’t be used while in motion, it’s completely legal at a light so long as you put your phone down again once it turns green.

Yep, exactly what I use. Never wanted a big stroller anyway

I remember even a good few jalops were disbelieving when I posted about being pregnant and keeping my Abarth. Here I am a year later with an 11 month old in that car still. Everybody who knows me knew there was no way in hell I’d even swap for something with 4 doors, let alone multiple rows of seats

No need, you can easily baby a small car

I recently turned down an X1/9 because I wasn’t sure what I would use it for.

So much this!! With one child, you do NOT need a minivan or SUV, even with all their stuff. I do it in a Fiat no problem. It probably helps that I am a minimalist parent who doesn’t believe in carrying every last bit of baby gear all the time. Even so, when necessary, I used to fit kid, baby bag, and stroller with no…

My car is “too small” by a lot of people’s standards, but once you get into it, it’s very functional. When I had my kiddo, a lot of people thought I was mental for keeping my Abarth, but it was actually easier to put her in my car than in dad’s Focus cause I just dropped a back seat and put her in through the hatch! I…

Compared to what the Stanley Cup has gone through, that’s nuthin

Slightly stretching here, but...

The puddle of fluid under it is the actual beetlejuice

I suppose it could be down to how many options are on the configurator. For me, I wanted black with the swanky alloy wheels and the comfort and convenience pack. At the time, that was checking a fair number of the options and a pretty common combination. I wasn’t picky on a couple things such as decals since I knew…

The real question is can I get schwasty off it?