Step one, don’t read crap like this. The reality is every birth is different, though they always follow two paths, either the baby comes out your vagina or out through the skin of your belly. Both are perfectly acceptable options and anybody trying to push you into any specific version of birth is an asshole. If you…

Things like that are a legitimate problem when two car people marry. Mind you, we don’t own an MP4-12C, but “honey, you fucked up my *name of part here*” has been said by both sides of my household.

I’m a veteran of two used Fiat purchases. I ain’t scurred.

Think of it like the rule where you’re not allowed to carry pepper spray till you’ve been pepper sprayed. Plus, let’s face it, plenty of enthusiasts are masochists.

Yeah, then lunatics like me are gonna swoop in and grab those cars! Let the rich bishes eat the depreciation and reap the rewards!

Not just the mainstream dealer service network, but the FCA network at that. I am beyond blindly loyal to Fiat but I won’t go to the dealership for service. A few of them are good, to be fair, but too many are horrendous. I know other Fiat owners who also avoid their service departments like the plague as well. It…

Nah, find a more flexible girl and give her higher heels

My reaction to this... “Haha! On my Corvette it’s in the midd...oh shit I’m gonna die.”

I think the diagnostics thing is kinda interesting, and the efficiency thing could be kinda fun if you’re into that since it makes it a game. Overall though, not something I’d be swayed in a car buying decision by. My car doesn’t have Android or Apple and I’m just fine with that.

Glad I’m not the only one who caught that bit of fashion history

Seriously! Like I have a twisted and filthy sense of humor to start and my friends know that, but people outside my immediate circle don’t. Makes it hard to crack a joke when you feel like you have to make sure nobody thinks of it as an advertisement.

I freaking wish! My slightly lowered car got beached twice in snow this winter with nary a cutout in sight!

Being a car girl is full of all sorts of special (i.e. annoying) encounters with guys. Thankfully I’m married, but the ring doesn’t seem to be enough to keep the occasional guy from saying something stupid. Like, I don’t mind a good dirty joke, if it’s funny, whatever. If your joke crosses the line into clearly just…

I vote yes, so long as you don’t just point at something and say “pretty.” If you can spout off at the mouth about car designers and history or at least carry a preference between Pininfarina and Bertone, I think you’re safe. I myself don’t know tons about the mechanical workings, but I love design

This in reverse for me once. Mom texted me saying a coworker was looking at an RX-8. I proceeded to ask if there was a Mazda dealer in town (town being in BFE Nebraska.) No. Has she ever heard of a rotary engine and the associated pitfalls? “Well, her boyfriend is good with cars.” I said my vote was not to buy a…

Being a girl makes it a lot harder to be heard, let alone respected. I’m not one of those girls out to find a guy at events, I’m happily married. I just really like cars. Unfortunately, the assumption seems to be that you’re there to look pretty and I’m just not.

Somewhere in the depths of the internet is a list of everyplaymate of the month and another of what car every playmate of the year got. Both are extremely interesting lists showing the fascinating progression in trends with both smut and cars

I like how it’s done in my C3 Corvette. It just has a seatbelt light that remains illuminated at all times. It’s kinda like a no smoking sign on an airplane.

But see, Subaru is a reasonable car manufacturer. When you buy Italian, you must throw all expectations of reasonable function out the window.

Bingo! It usually results in somebody shouting to their favorite deity to make the car STFU.