Well thank you for stopping by our humble little lot! :)

“He’s” my grandpa in-law, Bob Sr, though his son runs it now. The name is more meant to be funny and memorable to my understanding, it is a legit place and as you can see from the inventory, it’s on the nicer end of used dealers.

This is my in-law’s lot...Fairly Reliable Bob’s in Boise.

That’s the one, how far the mighty have fallen.

It came out a week or two ago, complete rubbish

Tragic, considering the latest Gorillaz track was shit

They may not make mine any more, I got them a while ago

No, I wear soccer cleats...

You mean to tell me Jalopnik pays enough for Jimmy Choos? I call bs!

Incredible achievement? Dumbass 14 year olds regularly manage that by accident.

There’s a certain irony in the Jalopnik comments being a safer space for girls than those on Jezebel

Slightly kicking myself here for not sitting atop my flower bedecked Fiat in my underwear to announce my pregnancy a year and a half ago. Oh wait, no I’m not. I’m thankful not a single picture of my grotesque, pallid whale body exists. Also, I would have dented my roof.

I open and close the door on my Vette with my shirt all the time. C3 door handles are pointed towards the sky and made of chrome in my case, they get searing hot in the summer.

Red would almost match my intake!

My husband has his degree in video production, hence how I know the joys of gaffers tape. I usually prefer my adhesive solutions to not leave a residue and be semi permanent, so it’s handier than duct tape for me.

Ferarri got me all “bitch, please” over here. I have a freshly installed roll bar in my car and 20-some years experience as a seamstress, I wanna find something even more perposterous to wrap mine with. Silk shantung anyone? Perhaps holographic dupioni? Organic linen? Or I could go all safety first and wrap it in…

I learned this vastly underrated skill in dance where it’s better known as “spotting.” Pick something dead ahead and keep staring at it as you rotate. Bonus if you do a 360 cause you’ll know where you’re pointed naturally and won’t be dizzy!

Sometimes it’s not really feasible without something of a faff. Mine is 4pt because a crotch strap would mean putting a hole through the seat. It’s basically a case of something being better than nothing

We’ll see, need to get it installed first!

I guess if you’re into squishy, pale, colored in, and small boobs.