Methinks tomorrow will be crock pot dinner night so I don’t have to spend the 5pm hour making dinner.

Oh to be a morbid rich kid!

Who says you can’t have a classy neighborhood with toys? My neighborhood is full of modest but acceptably maintained houses, almost every one of them has some kind of toy on the property. Boats, RVs, trailers, vintage cars in various states of repair, you name it. Granted, none of us have plastic columns or concrete…

I own a house. I don’t give a solitary frick what my neighbors do. I purposefully moved into a neighborhood without an HOA so nobody could tell me what I can or can’t do on my own property. Therefore I have to be chill with my neighbors doing whatever they want. My neighbors frequently have a large delivery-type white…

Well, I guess I could accept an Alfa crossover. If I had to be a soccer mom, at least I would be a badass soccer mom.

My car does not contain junk. Granted, summer is water bottle breeding season in the rear footwells, but that’s it. Italian car designers do not design for Americans, their thought is not for places to put gum containers and xl beverages. You get a glove box, a cargo mesh covered micro pocket and a slot that maybe…

And if you spill it in your drive/gutter, be sure to clean that up as outdoor cats like it too.

In my case that would mean keeping it mounted under the driver’s seat. Don’t think the cops would like that.

Who on earth needs 30 pockets for their crap?

I avoid all of it. My lil car is way too low to be safe

Pretty sure my Abarth badges count as type 3 and yes, I AM qualified to drive it, thankyouverymuch!

I do similar with my Abarth when coming and going at night. Keep it to low rpm and try to coast. Unfortunately, getting up the drive means a few barks.

It’s not that I like breaking the law, it’s just more that the laws don’t necessarily agree with my lifestyle.

How’d it get lost in the mail? Well it had James May on it.

I’ve been getting boxes with that tape on them too. Kinda funny when your new lip gloss is showing up in automotive packaging.

I think the main takeaway here is Clarkson has a serious San Pellegrino habit. Also, isn’t that purple suit jacket the one he had made in Vietnam?

I feel like you’re either a veteran of war or unreasonably paranoid. I just don’t run over bags cause I don’t want them caught in my undercarriage

Option 2 is basically what I do now with my current cars. Thinking more along the lines of like a Ford Ranger.

Well I already have 2, my 82 Corvette CE and my 500 Abarth. The other three are pretty easy...

Where I am, the Trabi would have to be 30 or older to be on classic plates and then you can only drive it to and from events or parts stores/mechanics shops.