Some of us, um, never use it.

Not much past the age of 14. Dude’s that say it a lot past that age ain’t got no game and are generally douchebags.

Wait, what is this story? Because he didn’t acknowledge a stranger he’s an asshole? Yeesh.

Cosign on your theory. Perhaps she saw women getting fired or demoted when they didn’t respond “appropriately” to Matt’s advances and then herself was pushed aside when she didn’t know enough to just turn her head and pretend she didn’t know what was happening behind remotely locked doors.

She’s not rejoicing, I’ve been driven out of jobs I loved (by non-sexual harassment) and of course the scum were fired after I left, and it made me so angry no one gave a flying fuck while I was the one being shit on.

“Those women need to keep their jobs, and all women need to be able to work, to be able to thrive, without fear...”

Pictured: the bar stool next to Bruce tomorrow at 3:05pm

His disgusting Ann Hathaway interview where she’s there to talk about les mis and he leads with “I’ve seen a lot of you lately.” Alluding to the violating upskirt photo making the rounds... and she doesn’t acknowledge it so he presses until she has to respond. He’s a cretin and I hope he suffers greatly financially…

I stopped watching Today after they fired Curry. They treated her like shit.

Goldfish will try to eat anything that falls onto the surface of the water. Trump went from posting snuff videos to mean-girl sniping at CNN for refusing the invitation to the WH xmas party. I’d say they’re on par.

You know that she did a happy dance when she found out.

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

Dear Ellie:

I thought it was a solid show. Who knew Chance the Rapper was so fucking funny?

Pete Davidson, who never ceases to underwhelm me, might have had the funniest bit on the night though ragging on Staten Island and Colin Jost’s

“If Staten Island is so desirable, why is it free to get there?”

A skit with zero white people in it means a zero chance he would watch it. Plus, SNL’s on way past his bedtime.

Chance The Rapper is fucking amazing (if that was his real singing voice), I love that he has a connection to our fave POTUS (his dad worked with him). I hate when people say his rap voice is annoying, I think it’s awesome.

I like you a lot, I truly do, but your dislike towards this person really confuses me, just bc a person is open about their life and their struggles doesn’t mean they’re trying to play the “poor me” card, it’s bc they feel comfortable in this space speaking about it. I was here when this all started and that person…

Great uniform and they are badass.

I would just like to share the greatest uniform ever.