Hard pass. The length scares the shit out of me.

Jesus F. Christ!!! What the hell, Sanders? Electing anyone with a D after their name would be amazing progress in this district. This was Newt Fucking Gingrich’s old district. Bernie needs to take a seat.

What an asshole. It would be fun to watch him scurry away in fear if he were ever in any real danger.

Blah, blah...fake news....blah, blah....angle of the photo....blah, blah....different time of day. Sad!

Not pregnant, but it’s all chocolate all the time at my house. Drinking has really started aggravating my stomach.

To answer your question, MO is like this lady:

Personally, I am most scared of #2, but #1 is a close second.

Oh dear lord. I’ve had the same experience. It took me a long time to feel clean again.

What a holy terror of a kid.

I agree 100%. The parents need to be told.

I am so sorry about your sweet Mocha.

I can’t believe this hilarious scene scared the shit out of me as a 10 year old. Boy, was i gullible.

You think someone who survived the blitz is going to be upset by an elephant?

Did you see how happy that elephant looked eating those bananas? Elephants eat whatever they want.

He looks like he works in Guest Services for Opryland.

The book is just delightful. It was a fun little diversion from reality.

That’s ok. His mum can educate him about the use of wiglets.

I’m with you. Who is the asshole complaining about CC for the deaf and hard of hearing?

Honestly, they should just do away with the position of First Lady. There will never be another one that can even approach MO. Love her.

Last night after the bombing news came in, my daughter asked me to explain it all to her. Despite the fact that I really do try to stay informed, the whole situation is so complicated that it was beyond me to explain it in easily understood terms for her 8 year old brain. I finally said to her that I couldn’t right…