I subscribe to the theory of washing tits, bits, and pits due to having eczema, but not washing your hands post toilet is just fucking disgusting.

My goodness! That is some epic side eye!

The only pants that my 9-year old daughter can keep up around her narrow behind are leggings. And they’re loose in places, too.

Such good doggies!!!

Have never understood why anyone pronounces gif with a j sound. Do they also pronounce “gift” with the j sound?

IMO, if she’s been faking it, it just makes her a bigger piece of shit.

That’s just nasty.

Dude, I’m a Nashvillian, too. Born and raised when every other damn person just moved here from somewhere else. Even though Davidson County goes blue, it is the hole in the red donut of the surrounding counties (I mean state). Tell me that asshole wouldn’t fit in lots of places around town. East Nashville - no.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

I would give the poor souls in Dachau a higher percentage. Honestly, I think he would dig Nashville.

That show was a shitfest.

100% would trade locations with him. He could live in my deeply red state and be surrounded by Trump supporters.

It is without a doubt the most chilling, compelling book I have ever read, and I really want to read this manuscript!

The doll of the year this year, Gabriela, is African American. So she lives in the present. I don’t know her story yet because my daughter is starting to not be so into dolls.

😱😱😱

That toilet sounded like the only good thing about the whole experience.

Yay for your baby!!!

What’s an extra 10-15 years if you spend it all having explosive diarrhea?

I am also an IBS sufferer that always gets diarrhea. When a flare up is really bad enough to interfere with work, I call it either food poisoning or a stomach bug. Nobody wants to hear irritable bowel syndrome. (Yuck!!)

His hand is the same color as his hair, though.