That is a very specific wish.

I will have to be at death’s door before I will ever consider going to the ER. It’s crazy how expensive it is.

What you described is a flexible spending account, and it definitely has its drawbacks. The health savings account stays with you forever until you spend it. You pair the HSA with ridiculously high deductible health insurance, so you end up spending it if you have to go to the doctor.

Well, as we say down South: bless his heart.

I miss those recaps...they were glorious!!!

Of course she fucking did. Barf.

I’m ok with pot, but cocaine scares me, too. I can’t afford it anyway, so the fear is just a plus.

Wealth is truly wasted on these people. Just think of all the books I could buy! And cashmere throws and pillows!

Yes!!!

You are super cool. It’s the kind thing to do. See also telling people that TP is stuck to the bottom of their shoes.

I can understand giving over certain functions of red carpet preparedness to professionals (hair, makeup, clothing), but I would always sniff my pits, check my teeth, etc for myself. Even if someone else had already given me the once over. Because other people suck.

But why didn’t she check her own damn teeth before hitting the red carpet?

Perfection! You nailed it.

Better to go with overkill in the businessowner’s situation than FU, though.

It’s her husband’s last name.

Dr Suess in his current state would be better as a cabinet member than the bozos we have now.

Reading that book could not have been easy for her. She needed the pictures for context clues.

I kept my old AOL email and solely use it now when I purchase stuff online. That way my real email doesn’t get all junked up.

His TelePrompTer skills leave much to be desired...just like everything else about him.

I’m watching on CNN; fake news doesn’t count.