Don’t fuck up your grades and let them win. Those fuckers HATE education!!! Get as educated as you can. That’s your way to resist.

You’d think some of the younger ones watched Schoolhouse Rock. “I’m just a bill” was super catchy.

I got no words. This is a cash grab via merchandise sales and donations, yes? No?

Wait, this isn’t an acute level of dysfunction? It’s going to get worse?!

What in the actual fuck? Kid Rock for Senate? Michigan needs a to shut down and do a hard reboot.

Look, I’m a native Tennessean. I know we’re one of the things not like the other. I just need to get to be part of the EU for long enough to move there.

And an excellent plastic surgeon.

Chuck Todd, who is the host of Meet the Press.

I get a C. Montgomery Burns as a younger man vibe.

If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I have a couple that I could donate, too. Kudos to you for getting out of your situation. I lived with an emotional abuser for years. Not the same, but it does really fuck with your head.

That fucker lives on fast food; he definitely burns the shit out of his steaks.

Yes. The term for a congressional rep is two years.  

Well then, Alice needs to hurry the fuck up and get to D.C.

See, I think he looks smug and satisfied with himself.

Trump can’t read.

Or a secret burner phone.

Not as stupid as my soon-to-be-ex husband, who told his girlfriend to send his Christmas present to OUR HOUSE!!! What a dipshit.

I might pay someone to wear one.

My god, the mental gymnastics of this.